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The Devil Loves California - A Parody

Updated on May 9, 2012

A Parody of 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia' by the Charlie Daniels' Band

The Devil loves California, cause everyone knows their souls are sealed
Everyone gets high, works nine to five, and is willing to kill or steal
Then he came across this young girl shaved, tattooed, selling hydroponic pot

So the Devil bought her last half an ounce then says,"Girl let me tell ya what..
Ain't too many know it, but I'm a riddle spinner too,I'll make a bet with you...
Now you slay pretty good riddles, but won't you give this serpent his due
I bet a riddle of golden ass and soul, cause this devil rhymes better than you..."

The girl said, "My names Sunny, and in my surfer girl tanned brown skin
I'll take those odds, then double your bet, cause I'm the bitch who always wins..."

Honey milk and silver spoons, with guns and stripper bars
Because hells broke loose in Santa Cruz and evil here is art
If he wins he gonna skin your naked bones for gold
And if you loose California get your soul

The Devil grins, his wicked face, it says, "Let's blast this ghetto."

Amplified bass speakers appearing from the air like satellite radio
His telemetry signals circuitry and he blew his competition one cold kiss
Then a thousand fallen angels joined his stardust band to make music dark like this

When the Devils band finished, Sunny shouted, " That might rock the house for some
You best listen up, grow some hair, then let a California girl show y'all how its done."

All the leaves are brown in the golden sun
Radio playing 'House o..the Rising Sun'
If you ever get out West of San Francisco
Watch out for those devil people
Don't go child please don't go

The surf was tidal ebbing, the Devil hung his head, in agony and defeat
His sharpest golden riddle had bare compared to Sunny improvised break beats

Sunny laughed, "Lucy...fer sure just come on back, and I'll kung fu your ass again
I sold out once, and your only Satan's son, my bitch-craft's darker than you've ever been."

All the leaves are brown in the golden sun
Radio playing 'House o..the Rising Sun'
If you ever get out West of San Francisco
Watch out for those devil people
Don't go child please don't go

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      dreamreachout 6 years ago

      Blake, Good to read your hub again and thanx for the wonderful reading!! Cheers!!

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      Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas

      Well if ain't ol Blake "Charlie Daniels" Hall...that was mighty good, ol' son! LOL! WB

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      Blake Ford Hall 6 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Thanx thanx thanx to two of my favorite hubbers.

      DR...gotta give you something to read on all that free time and internet access you have. LOL

      WB...I had you in the back of my mind the whole time I was working on it. I am glad to do ole 'Charlie and the boys' some modern justice. Maybe I should send it to their MySpace page. LOL

      Keep On Hubbing. Blake4d

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      poetvix 6 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country.

      This was fantastic. I could even hear the music to go with it... the flow on this is phenomenal.

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      Blake Ford Hall 6 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Thanx so much Poetvix, I am glad to flow for you anytime. Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

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      Jo_Goldsmith11 4 years ago

      wow! Really cool. (sitting in office clapping and cheering!) I have shared on twitter and voted this up! I think you are on to something here! Do you take requests?

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      Blake Ford Hall 4 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      I might take a request Jo. But I would reserve the right to turn it down, if I didn't think I could really do the parody justice. It is not something I do very often. Go ahead though shoot one at me if you want. Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

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      adwork1 4 years ago from www.arizona.usa

      So groovy.

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      Julianna 4 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Interesting Parody Blake! I had to laugh about California people, but I was one of them once too. The Parody surely gave a spin on a very wonderful song. Thumbs Up! :)

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      Blake Ford Hall 4 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Thanx AE. Don't think at all I don't love my Californian friends. It was a weird little inspiration I had, kinda nagged at me until I wrote it. Go figure, but it seems to still get some good vibrations. One of my secret faves still. Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

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