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The Disappearing Roll

Updated on March 20, 2013

Wonderful Magic

At last I look and look again but where or where did it go

I knew it was there what seemed an hour ago

I have been caught off guard and my pants all tangled my body in a stooper

I can not move because I am helpless and in need

I call out your name

Can you do me a big favor

Can you come please

For we have extra rolls kept in a kitchen closet

Every time I see a roll go low I get another

But beknown to me

The roll vanishes right before my eyes

When I reach over I am in such a compromising position

No loss for words as I can loudly exclaim

Who is to blame ?

Is there no greater shame ?

I am convinced this is a mystery that can't be solved

Because no matter who I ask no one is at fault

They say firmly

It was not me

I didn't go

Honest it had to be you

That took the last piece and never got a replacement roll

I sit and think as I wait

I am almost certain I did not take

So we leave it up to magic and who will be the next person

Who sits on the hot seat and tries to solve

One of the greatest diaappearing acts of the world or at least one of the strangest spots to be caught

Hands free and butt naked

Yes I have been there now I'm glad it's you not me


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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      easylearningweb Spread the humor and spread the joy.Computers are complicated and I rather play with toys.Thanx so much for reading and sharing.

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      Amelia Griggs 4 years ago

      Thanks for the humor! Voted up and funny. :-)

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      Sparklea I am so glad we can be open on a subject that was almost kept secret until now.ladydeonne I am so glad everyone has a good sense of humor.Thanx to you both I still get a good laugh.Have a nice night.

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      Deonne Anderson 4 years ago from Florence, SC

      I just had a deja vue moment! I love your wit and style!

      Thanks for the boost.

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      Sparklea 4 years ago from Upstate New York

      VOTED UP! How clever! And, yes, I think everyone has been in your 'position'....a great piece of humor. I know I certainly can relate.

      God bless and THANK YOU. Blessings, Sparklea :)

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      kj force Keep laughing through the weekend my friend.It is so nice to see people happy.Gypsy Rose Lee Bottoms up and on with our day.Thanx for reading and making life more fun.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Voted up and funny. This was hilarious and delightful. lol Can relate.

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      DREAM ON..While I was reading this picture kept flashing through my head... and I was just thinking aloud..OMG..he's talking about

      " White Cloud "... not a roll round his middle..I thought you had lost some weight. thanks for the chuckle..have a great week-end...

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      Eiddwen We all need a good laugh.dreamseeker2 So many times I have seen it happen.You just have to roll with it.Dim Flaxenwick You have seen me at my shining moment.Thanx everyone for enjoying a little humor and a little fun.Have a wonderful day.

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      Dim Flaxenwick 4 years ago from Great Britain

      Ho Ho I did really love this wit you showed here, The fact that there is so much truth in it , made it so very, very funny.

      You are a clever guy.

      Take care, Dim

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      dreamseeker2 4 years ago

      Oh, haven't I been there before!! Not a good position to be in. Loved your poem! Voted it up and funny. : )

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha ha I love this witty and clever poem;voted up and shared.


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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      Mhatter I love to laugh and I hope you continue to laugh all day.DDE It so funny how the little things in life make a difference.Thanx to you both for reading and making my day special.

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      You have shared such a wonderful write up on The Disappearing Roll,made me laugh and you just know what to write about.

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      Great chuckle put to verse. Thank you for this.

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      billybuc If I was you I would check the roll before bed just incase you have to get up in the middle of the night.(lol)Thanx so much for reading and sharing one more surprise in life that can't be ignored.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Is there anyone alive who has not been in that position? Too funny! Thanks for the late night laugh!