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The Funniest Sarah Palin - John McCain Cartoon Video Ever!
The 75 Sarah Palin Joke One Liner "Quotes" have been such an overwhelming hit on HubPages that I just couldn’t let this one slide by. This “McCain & Palin in: Pallin' Around Arabia” clip is the absolutely funniest and side splitting cartoon video of the entire U.S. election campaign. Everything about it is completely outrageously funny. It starts out with a really catchy little hip hop tune called Gas Rise, then goes on to some absolutely inspired animation and rapid fire gags between Sarah Palin, John McCain and Sheik Yobooty (get it… Shake Yo’ Booty?)
The fact that my long time writing partner inked the script certainly helped to draw my attention to it, but I do have to admit that I would have loved it no matter who wrote it!
The production is attributed to some group called Europe4Obama so we can only surmise that it is a grassroots movement on the other side of the pond that would like to see the GOP out of office. I wonder why? After all, the Bush Administration has done nothing but spread happiness, joy, peace, contentment, prosperity, kittens, bunnies and puppies all over the world in the last eight years!
The gags come fast and furious in the cartoon so here is the script so that you can follow along and not miss one single solitary hilarious line!
EXT. LAVISH SHEIKH DESERT PALACE POOLSIDE - DAY
PALIN and MCCAIN are standing by the side of a SHEIKH who is reclining on a lounge chair as nubile harem girls feed him grapes, give him a pedicure, and fan him with peacock feathers.
Sheikh Yobooty, we're here to... to...
(Squinting at a TV screen across the pool)
er... is that my Teleprompter?
No, that's Al Jazeera.
What John wants to say is that we're requesting greater oil shipments for when we're elected.
I don't think Americans would be so crazy as to elect a deranged old man and a know-nothing woman!
We're a dream ticket: An old cooter and a cooter with five kids! Besides, we have very clear views on international issues!
Yeah! On a clear day in Wasilla, I can see Russia!
We took a strong stand against the Russian invasion of Georgia!
We have to help all those innocent people in Atlanta!
You're clueless! How would you handle China?
I studied Chinese culture extensively. There are over one hundred items on the Wasilla WonTon Restaurant menu!
What about the conflict between Turkey and Greece?
Easy! Every half hour in the oven you have to baste the Turkey with Grease!
Allah help us all if you ran the American economy!
Hey! Alaska has the lowest foreclosure rate in the nation. When the baliff shows up, we crank up the fire and the igloo melts!
You're insane! If you get elected we will cut off your oil!
Oh yeah? We don't need your stinkin' oil! Governor Palin championed an Alaska pipeline and she's the mother of a pregnant teen. She knows all about the effects of laying a long pipe into a virgin wilderness.
I'm Sheikh Yobooty and I endorsed this message.