The Hulk - Barnsey's Attempts at Poetry
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Hulk was always one of my favorites from childhood. My first comics bought were hulk and superman, Batman and Spiderman, Xmen comics and Legion of Super heroes novels. I didn't have a preference over either comic company. I loved it all. I often wondered who would win in a fight between some of the DC Heroes and Marvel Heroes. There were some graphic novels back in the day that did a short series based on this. I recall Teen Titans meet the Xmen fondly. Together they fought Dark Pheonix and Darkseid. Way cool.
Hulk to me would have defeated Superman only because there is a limit to Superman's Strength. Whatever that limit may be Hulk will match it and surpass it in order to properly Smash. However as stated below there is always the threat of ol'blue tights laying the twin eye lasers through Hulk's cranium and throwing him toward the Sun. Hulk may or may not die from that but the battle was lost just the same. What do you think?
Enjoy this fun rhyme I scribed as I pondered how much grub a fella as large as the Hulk could throw down! Don't mess with the Hulk.
Banner is weak
I widen my cage
Let the Hulk speak
You thought you could fool me but you forgot about my brain
Hulk is the strongest there is and he is the smartest just the same
Your weak list of powers make Hulk want to smash
Your rambling convinces Hulk you are hiding all the cash
Hand it over villain and live another day
For Hulk is always hungry and someone has to pay
What? You think its easy staying this huge? It takes food to keep my muscles like this!
Banner is weak, by the way, and Hulk is the strongest there is.
Who would win in a fight between Hulk and Superman?
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