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The Little Yellow Bird And Her Fresh Boy Friend. Part 11

Updated on September 23, 2015

Wednesday, January 12, 2011


Yesterday evening I flew by the house trailer to see what was going on. My boy friend flew with me, and we brought along a picnic basket . We brought strawberry soda with straws, potted meat sandwiches, seedless grapes. and discovered a tree to land on to enjoy some sun shine.

My boy friend placed a delicious seedless grape beside me. Then he told me how beautiful my eyes were.

I asked him what was on his mind. I knew it had to be lust because that is all that seems to enter his one track mind.

He said, " Let me put this luscious golden grape into you're beak my dear ," That was when I popped his little conniving mouth with a rolling pin that my mother uses to make toll house cookies.

I did not know my own strength. He bounced backwards against a tree limb, and fell to the ground , and landed on his back. I quickly flew down to the ground ,and landed on his chest to tell him how sorry I was, and how much I loved him, but instead of being hurt, he smiled in a hungry, depraved kind of way.

He pulled me toward him, and we kissed passionately. That's when he said, " I know how bad you want it sweet heart, and you want it real bad."

So I socked his fresh mouth again , but this time he flew away. Maybe I hit him pretty hard. I flew home, and waited for my phone to ring, and it did.

I drove him to drink. He went out with some other birds to drink beer. I could tell that he was drunk on the telephone. He told me he was tired of getting treated like dirt , and that any other chick would have treated him much better.

That's when I said , " Well go out with them, and have a ball bud, and leave me out of you're life if all you're after is sex ."

The same day he apologized after he sobered up. He said that he did not mean to French kiss. I told him I was sorry for popping his mouth .

So our picnic did not last very long, and I never had the chance to see what was new by the house trailer yesterday.

My mother yelled out from the kitchen, and said, " Are you two fighting again. I can't wait until you both settle down , and get married so there will be peace around here."

"Whats going on dear ! " asked my father.

"Nothing honey," said my mother, " just watch you're football game, and let us know who is winning, and how many points they score, and who makes a touch down. "

It is best that my father not know too much about my boy friend, and how bad he wants to get into my underwear . Dad can get pretty angry. He might run my boyfriend lost if he does not shape up, and fly right.

" What can I say, I can not help it if I am , and object of intense desire, from a full grown handsome male bird with lust in his heart ," said Miss little yellow bird.





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    • stars439 profile imageAUTHOR

      stars439 

      7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Mr's Deborrah : Thank you for writing. Little Yellow Bird told me to tell you that you are very lovely in a million different ways, and she said that when she spoke to God, God told her to learn good and wise and important things from you. God Bless You and your precious family. Thank you again for your encouragement.

    • DeBorrah K. Ogans profile image

      DeBorrah K Ogans 

      7 years ago

      Stars, So nice to hear that she is holding firm... Thank you for sharing, In HIS Love, Grace, Peace & Blessings! I pray all is well.. God Bless YOU ALL!

    • stars439 profile imageAUTHOR

      stars439 

      7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Hello hello : Thank you for writing Dear Heart. God Bless You.

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      Hello, hello, 

      7 years ago from London, UK

      Another lovely episode of the story.

    • stars439 profile imageAUTHOR

      stars439 

      7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Poohgranma : Thank you for writing Dear Heart. We are all doing fine, and we hope you and your family are nice and warm on these very cold days. God Bless You.

    • stars439 profile imageAUTHOR

      stars439 

      7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Healing Touch: Thank you for visiting. I am not feeling any more pain in my shoulder any more. I have been able to wash dishes and to do many things to help Joann. Glad you like the hub. God Bless You and please stay warm and cozy in these cold winter days.

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      Poohgranma 

      7 years ago from On the edge

      Too bad they didn't have news of the people in the trailer - always enjoy hearing how they're getting along.

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      Laura Arne 

      7 years ago from Minnetonka, MN

      Stars,

      Great hub. Sometimes it is good to not know everything. God Bless You. Hows the shoulder?

    • Healing Touch profile image

      Laura Arne 

      7 years ago from Minnetonka, MN

      Stars,

      Great hub. Sometimes it is good to not know everything. God Bless You. Hows the shoulder?

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