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The Lucky Winner of 'The Bachelor' - A Limerick

Updated on April 1, 2013
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The woman who gets the last rose

Does get quite a prick, I suppose

Who would want a gent

The night before spent

Kissing a different lady's toes?

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I am seeing a side of you I didn't know existed. You are quite funny my young friend. I love it!

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      Were you expecting me? Yes, you did us proud. Thank you

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      Crystal Tatum 4 years ago from Georgia

      I don't know what's possessed me, but it's fun!

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      Crystal Tatum 4 years ago from Georgia

      I can only dream of aspiring to your poetic brilliance, Mhatter99. I'm just having fun!

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      Suzanne Ridgeway 4 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      Crystal you are full of surprises!! Keep them coming, have a great St Patrick's Day!!

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      wrenfrost56 4 years ago from U.K.

      This was a refreshing piece of fun, lol. :)

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      Crystal Tatum 4 years ago from Georgia

      Thanks for stopping by wrenfrost56!

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      Annie Miller 4 years ago from Wichita Falls, Texas

      This made me laugh out loud ... really!

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      Crystal Tatum 4 years ago from Georgia

      Thanks - it's true, no?

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      summerberrie 4 years ago

      I'm a sucker for Limericks. This is a great one. Happy National Poetry Month!

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      Peggy Woods 4 years ago from Houston, Texas

      This is funny! I have often thought the same but you expressed it beautifully. :))

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      Crystal Tatum 4 years ago from Georgia

      Thanks summerberrie. I wrote three limericks in quick succession a few weeks ago - my first. It's fun!

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      Crystal Tatum 4 years ago from Georgia

      Yes, but even as I condemn the show, I have to admit, it's one of those things where I've watched it and been so upset that I've been yelling out loud, and yet, it's like a train wreck - hard to take your eyes off!

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      Shannon 4 years ago from Texas

      LOL! Yes indeed, who would?

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      Thelma Alberts 3 years ago from Germany

      Hahaha! Who would indeed! This is so funny.

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      Crystal Tatum 3 years ago from Georgia

      Thanks for stopping by Thelma!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Just awesome! You said what everyone else was thinking -- only you're a lot more clever with your wording.

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      Crystal Tatum 3 years ago from Georgia

      Thanks Flourish Anyway!

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      Marlene Bertrand 3 years ago from Northern California, USA

      This is exactly how I feel about the people on that show. Who wants to be the last one - the one who's left after all the others who went before her? Yuk! :)

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      Crystal Tatum 3 years ago from Georgia

      Haha, I agree Marlene!

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      JanaP 2 years ago

      This is hilarious. Have you ever thought of writing a series of poems like this for different reality shows? I've never heard of anyone else doing that and I think your poetic views of them would be great

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      Crystal Tatum 2 years ago from Georgia

      Great idea JanaP - thanks for the suggestion!

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