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The Perfect Woman Searching For The Perfect Man

Updated on April 14, 2013

The Simple Life

Do you have a few moments,

For just a little drivel,

As our planet continues,

To orbit, tremble, and swivel?


Why did the chicken cross the road,

On such a beautiful day?

Was it merely fate,

Or was it fowl play?


Is congress actually progress,

When it hardly has a plan,

When if in charge of deserts,

We’d surely run out of sand?


How can modern man,

Make any substantial advance,

When certainty eludes him as,

Learning is not obtained by chance.


She placed an ad for her charms.

She only wanted the simple life.

Traveling the Earth and beyond,

As the simple man’s simple wife.


He placed his ad like she.

He was ready to settle down.

Had they both built their mansions,

On sand and shaky ground?


He was a pillar of the community,

A financial success, no doubt.

She exemplified a perfection,

That perfect man could not be without.


She peaked his anxiety with her piety.

She would be the perfect wife.

They’re simply traveling the Earth,

Trying to live the simple life.


Ah…the simple life!

They hiked Nepal in summer.

They skied the Alps in the winter,

Because Vail was such a bummer.


At long last they were complete.

Each had the perfect mate.

Each ate their simple meals,

With a silver spoon and golden plate.


Isn’t it just a ruse,

A very clever façade?

And what if we are to serve,

A merciful, benevolent God?


Questions for this universe,

Persist, surround, and linger.

Do Gorillas have big nostrils,

Just because they have big fingers?


Is the giraffe’s neck so long,

Just to reach its head?

And why use so many words,

When nothing substantial is said?


How complex is simplicity?

Should we strive for complexity instead?

For to truly live the “simple life”,

One needs a lot of bread.



~Micky Dee~



The Perfect Woman

She wanted a real man,

To lavish love she so deserved.

A man whose very existence,

Hinged on her every word.


A real man to hold her hand,

Whose sole being rests,

On this real woman,

With reconstructed silicone breasts.


With false eyelashes,

Stiletto heals, and designer jeans,

She longs for the perfect man,

With few words and a lot of means.


She wanted a real man,

To long for her collagen lips,

And yearn for her augmented,

Implanted, padded hips.


Her perfect hair and make-up,

Exemplify perfect class.

She must be the perfect woman,

Searching for the perfect ass.



~Micky Dee~




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    • torrilynn profile image


      5 years ago

      Perfect use of word play. Ingenious.

    • DREAM ON profile image

      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      Always a twist or a turn.You got my attention with the blonde bomb shell.She is definitely loaded.I like keeping it simple the complicated give me a headache.Interesting and voted up.Have a great night.

    • ocfireflies profile image


      5 years ago from North Carolina

      Mickey Dee

      it's plain to see

      sense of humor

      play with words

      loving your poems

      voted awesome

      thumbs up


    • prettydarkhorse profile image


      5 years ago from US

      Perfect man, can't be perfect! Simplicity always rules! Thumbs up!

    • Fossillady profile image


      5 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

      You can come up with some good one's along with the best of em! I like the line about gorilla nostrils! Very clever and as always, with ease to follow! I like it simple, hee! :O)

    • jandee profile image


      5 years ago from Liverpool.U.K

      Padded hips ? No chance that I will need 'em! Micky.

      best from jandee

    • sunflowerforests profile image


      5 years ago from The light in the forest of doubt.

      Very, very clever! Still laughing about the gorilla Great work. So fun to read. Voted for you!

    • sligobay profile image


      5 years ago from east of the equator

      Perfect is in the eye of the beholder. I love the play between complexity and simplicity.

    • drbj profile image

      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Perfect is the word, Micky, for this delightful, insightful verse. Thank you for the pleasure.


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