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The Ultimate Jerk

Updated on September 16, 2018
you forgot to punctuate you idiot
you forgot to punctuate you idiot

each word that he utters this buffoon

is only heard by the man in the moon

much like snorts played from a tuba

all those irregular tweets from a loon


his loudest cries are when he denies

everything that's the truth all he defies

never is he certain of one single thing

always changes his mind junk to bring


sincerity is always missing just hearsay

he makes muddy the waters every day

When it comes a reason to be assertive

a time he then becomes less extrovertive


the ultimate jerk operates on each quirk

that his own indigestion will ever to allow

is too much gas to be a sign of no class

as ranting raving all his ties do disavow


each belch and burp his signs to move on

not to let those fake quips make him groan

time for a new change in his neighborhood

is never enough acting to do as he should


when it comes to the end of his last fopa

It was all just a dream like by old grandma

his rumatize was just acting up an excuse

that old meralgia had been all cutting loose


jerks love to make those knee-jerk decisions

quick on the draw never have right solutions

as father time moves on hopefully so will he

leave us all forevermore not return for eternity



This piece is dedicated to politicians so deserving,

Those who can't behave, in cars always swerving.

Getting away with breaking the rules all the time,

Never in getting caught, we all pay for their crime.



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    • whonunuwho profile imageAUTHOR

      whonunuwho 

      14 months ago from United States

      Thanks Eric. Many blessings. whonu

    • Ericdierker profile image

      Eric Dierker 

      14 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Really good commentary

    • whonunuwho profile imageAUTHOR

      whonunuwho 

      15 months ago from United States

      Thanks Shauna. Blessings. whonu

    • bravewarrior profile image

      Shauna L Bowling 

      15 months ago from Central Florida

      Touche, whonu! I know exactly who you're talking about!

    • Shyron E Shenko profile image

      Shyron E Shenko 

      15 months ago from Texas

      Whonu, I love it, this is right on target.

      Blessings my friend.

    • whonunuwho profile imageAUTHOR

      whonunuwho 

      15 months ago from United States

      Thank you my friend, Blessings, whonu

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      Michael Milec 

      15 months ago

      Ah, excellent story of those / for those on ruling posts though unable to read and understand existing Law and Constitution of the Land, thus constantly changing them to cover up their incompetence and crime.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      15 months ago from Daytona Beach, Florida

      One awesome and creative write. Politicians are jerks and so much more.

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