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The Answer For Dancer (limerick)

Updated on August 31, 2012

He asked his dear wife for a dance

While music and moon sparked romance

Though she loved him so

She had to say no

A risk that her toes couldn’t chance


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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      So, he wasn't a good dancer, huh? I've had a few of those! Well done.

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      Farhat 

      6 years ago from Delhi

      A risk that her toes couldn’t chance....isnt it love for her man, at a glance ? .......so funny!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. Have had many a dance resulting in sore toes. lol

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And two left feet

      Never meet.

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      Valleypoet 

      6 years ago

      LOL...very funny Limerick...I usually stand on my own toes too:-))

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      Deborah 

      6 years ago from Las Vegas

      Lol Mhatte, it's so funny, but many men have flattened my poor toes, including relatives, my husband, and my friends. Voted up and awesome!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Aha, I can remember some black and blue toes. You are so good at Limericks..Loved it..

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      Eiddwen 

      6 years ago from Wales

      You do indeed have a way with people; you are so likeable and sincere and these qualities shine through each written post of youirs .

      Here's to a long time to come of hub sharing.

      Eddy.

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      Faith Reaper 

      6 years ago from southern USA

      LOL - Mhatter - this is great, especially the "toe" are a hot topic nowadways. LOL Very clever as always. Voted Way Up and away! In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Not Found 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahaha!! i remember all my NO answers too!

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      greeneryday 

      6 years ago from Some tropical country

      LOL, love her husband, but love her toes even more...

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      Graham Lee 

      6 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      A smile a day keeps the doctor away!

      Graham.

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      travmaj 

      6 years ago from australia

      Guess you and I know the same guy...oh ouchie!

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      LaThing 

      6 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      LOL, MH! So true.... Some people are just not born to be dancers... Awesome!

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      Redberry Sky 

      6 years ago

      Tee hee, love it, Mhatter, you make me smile as always :)

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      Patty Kenyon 

      6 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      LOL...I feel the same way, my poor toes can't take anymore...LOL

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      Verlie Burroughs 

      6 years ago from Canada

      Mhatter, always a giggle...Thank you.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      6 years ago from Nepal

      When it comes to writing limerick, you are one of the bests.

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      Girish puri 

      6 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      Absolutely wonderful and hilarious, god bless you.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      6 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Lol.. you are so good at this.. her toes needed protecting..

      debbie

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      flashmakeit 

      6 years ago from usa

      Lol that is a good reason to say no.

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      Rich 

      6 years ago from Kentucky

      You've seen me waddle, obviously! Very funny, sir! You are the king!

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      wetnosedogs 

      6 years ago from Alabama

      she could have table danced with her hubby, wonder what excuse she would give then?

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      There you go talking about me again!

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