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The Best Friend – Caution Contains Laughter (limerick)

Updated on December 11, 2012

No one was hurt in the writing of this limerick

A man went and shot his wife dead

When she and best friend where in bed

His anger unfolding

His friend now beholding

Bad dog was the scolding man shed


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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Thanks for the pre-warning!

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      oh my! well at lesat the dog wasn't hurt:)

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      deergha 5 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      Am i getting you here..................disclaimer is though appreciated.

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Great always my dear friend .

      You really are the king of Limericks.

      Have a great weekend.


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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida


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      Deborah 5 years ago from Las Vegas

      What a bad dog! Mhatter is the Mad Hatter! Too funny and voted up!!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      And they call them man's best friend. lol

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      Clue: Man's best friend.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I am not too sure if i got this, but i hope you didn't shoot the doggie. Hee

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      Melissa Propp 5 years ago from Minnesota

      Wait, I thought I got I'm not so sure....LOL, you had to make me think on a Wednesday?! I guess it is hump day....

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      So what was his defense? Flashbacks?

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      Randi Benlulu 5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      uh? ew?!

      interesting, if I got it right

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Oh..... the dirty dog! :)). Nice.

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      Devika Primić 5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      I enjoy reading your work!!

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      I told you not to teach your dog ALL those tricks!

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      Marlene Bertrand 5 years ago from USA

      Ahhhh... interesting! :) Way too deep for me. Still, I enjoyed it.

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      That was above my head.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I'm glad you issued that disclaimer before the limerick. LOL