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The Best Odds In Las Vegas (limerick)

Updated on December 23, 2012

If you like the Las Vegas scene

And you think that gambling’s keen

Then please let me share

The best odds you’ll fair

Is found playing their change machine


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...no doubt about that!

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      Rich 4 years ago from Kentucky

      You speak the truth, my friend! I was warned before going there to perform decades ago to stay away from the casinos. Luckily, I took their advice. : )

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Hilarious.

      Happy Holidays.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Short and sweet!

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Great advice Martin! That's all I'd chance in Vegas for sure!

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      Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

      Oh but I love Las Vegas...but I agree with this limerick!

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Haven't been to Las Vegas but it's on the list - I'll remember this one.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      I can always bet on another funny limerick coming to my inbox...Thanks Mhatter...best wishes to you and your family during this holiday season:-))

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      O, my. naughty but nice?? :) I love to visit you, MH...I am never disappointed. :) ps

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      Nithya Venkat 4 years ago from Dubai

      LOL, enjoyed!!

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Those are one-armed-bandits indeed! Thanks for sharing!

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      QudsiaP1 4 years ago

      Hahahaha true that :)

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      That sounds just about the right level for me.:)). Nicely done.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      Oh, Poop! What fun is THAT? if i can't lose money in vegas - where CAN i lose it? Geez...

      lol

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      Jim Higgins 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      I have often thought of that very thing when in Reno or Vegas! Good lines!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Been there done that. Sometime works sometime nothing.

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      Pamela Oglesby 4 years ago from United States

      Cute and so true!

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      SkeetyD 4 years ago from Barbados

      LOL! I love it

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Isn't that the truth!

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      Graham Lee 4 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      Another nice smile today hatter.

      Graham.

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