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The Big Dinner Date (limerick)

Updated on December 21, 2013

I took girl on big dinner date

She ordered the most costly plate

To add to her shame

The whole house she’d blame

When her Big Mac came a bit late


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Only so much one can do at the Golden Arches.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Nothing like Big Macs

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      Yves 4 years ago

      A limerick about a cheap guy who makes fun of chubby women...? Is this supposed to be funny?

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Good one!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      BIG meal, BIG mac? lol

      is there an elephant in the room, or - is it just me??

      love it M..


      Happy holidays my friend!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      So funny and love the image!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      I heard her pitiful cries

      Because they forgot the fries.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Hello, big spender!

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      LupitaRonquillo 4 years ago

      Hilarious :D

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      My kind of date, Martin. LOL

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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      LOL! I love this one. I don't know where you find these photos to accompany your limericks but they are great.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Oh, my! And the picture really is perfect for the limerick.

      Love this one!


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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      Well you did splurge.

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      Lol so funny.You are a master of this type of poetry!

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      Tony DeLorger 4 years ago from Adelaide, South Australia

      Good one, Martin. I love it!