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The Birthday Gift - X Rated (limerick)

Updated on May 31, 2015

I thought my reality shaken

When birthday to dreamland I’m taken

To bedroom I hovered

And there I discovered

My naked wife covered in bacon


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      The Examiner-1 2 years ago

      Yuch, unless you like bacon. Why would she do that? I pinned it.


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      Catherine Tally 2 years ago from Los Angeles

      LOL, Martin! I think you just took a man's fantasy to a new level:)

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      Neil Sperling 2 years ago from Port Dover Ontario Canada

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon

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      Judy Specht 2 years ago from California

      Is this what "Sex begins in the kitchen means"?

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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      Sounds like a man's dream come true!

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      John Hansen 2 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Sounds good to me Martin, I love bacon :)

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      Ghaelach 2 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      I just love breakfast.

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      Eric Dierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      What a treat, both in my mind and in your words.