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The Birthday Gift - X Rated (limerick)

Updated on May 31, 2015

I thought my reality shaken

When birthday to dreamland I’m taken

To bedroom I hovered

And there I discovered

My naked wife covered in bacon

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      Eric Dierker 23 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      What a treat, both in my mind and in your words.

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      Ghaelach 23 months ago

      Morning Martin.

      I just love breakfast.

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      John Hansen 23 months ago from Queensland Australia

      Sounds good to me Martin, I love bacon :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 23 months ago from Central Florida

      Sounds like a man's dream come true!

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      Judy Specht 23 months ago from California

      Is this what "Sex begins in the kitchen means"?

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      Neil Sperling 23 months ago from Port Dover Ontario Canada

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon

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      Catherine Tally 23 months ago from Los Angeles

      LOL, Martin! I think you just took a man's fantasy to a new level:)

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      The Examiner-1 23 months ago

      Yuch, unless you like bacon. Why would she do that? I pinned it.

      Kevin

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