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The Blessing Of Good Pet Training (limerick)

Updated on February 16, 2016

She trained her new dog through and through

To perform when whistle she blew

Such problems he’d fix

He even fetched sticks

Amazing the tricks I could do


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      K.A.E Grove 

      5 years ago from Australia

      nothing like a good puppy trainer :) a great read that brought a huge smile to my morning... thank you!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      I know a few friends who have made wonderful trainers to their pets!

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Oops..

      wellll...look on the bright side - at least you learn...(sorry..lol)..

      That's something - and something is better than nothing...haha (love it, M - and understand the meaning perfectly..thanks)

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Bet this one feels very familiar to the guys! Cute!!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one and funny.

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant yet again Mhatter and here's to so many more for us both to share on here.

      Eddy.

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      Farhat 

      5 years ago from Delhi

      indeed, a good trainer and an obidient dog!!! haha...thankyou Mhatter!

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      Reminds me of the old 10cc song "The things we do for love." Woof! Great Job!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      You are the genius of limerics..Loved it..

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      Suzette Walker 

      5 years ago from Taos, NM

      How cute is that? Well, she has you well-trained. So funny!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Pretty good one!

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      Elena 

      5 years ago from London, UK

      Very nice to read and funny too.

      Also true.... life can be like that. :-)

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      PurvisBobbi44 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Hi,

      Another funny one from you. Have a happy autumn.

      Bobbi

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      The perfect answer to a question I asked about the difference between a Limerick and a Haiku.

      Amazing the tricks men can do (for the ladies).

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Victoria Lynn 

      5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      LOL! You got me with the "I" in the last line. :-)

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      Sheila Brown 

      5 years ago from Southern Oklahoma

      Too cute! Is she giving classes on how to? :)

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      This one is simply barking!..LOL:-))

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      You really are a genius! (giggling off to bed)

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, Mh, yep, there you go - oh so funny, but true in a lot of cases, I guess. LOL The image is great, and I still haven't figured out from where you get these images. And we know you will never tell. I wouldn't either.

      Voted up and funny.

      God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      toknowinfo 

      5 years ago

      Cute and creative. It is always nice to read your hubs and see your talent at writing.

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      epigramman 

      5 years ago

      ........I guess this goes both ways. But can women be trained or will that be just another one of those life long mysteries (lol)

      lake erie time 9:56pm

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      So very funny, and oddly familiar!

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      So dog gone funny!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      too funny!

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