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The Bottom Line Is She Is Alive (limerick)

Updated on August 18, 2013

Now everyone thought I was brave

When life of my wife I did save

But as help she’s crying

Through my mind is flying

It’s cheaper than buying a grave


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Yes, they are pretty costly pieces of real estate now.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      How thoughtful. lol

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Always looking at the bright side ;)

      Voted up, funny and awesome.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      What a laugh!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Another method would be to take her for a boat ride,

      Then throw her overboard with an anvil tied to her side.

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Oh no - Scrooge could not compete with this - huh!

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      thost 4 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      So true Martin.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      El cheapo! You are a funny man Martin..

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Martin, has my husband been talking to you??!! Ha, Ha

      I loved it. Too funny!!

      Great job.


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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      That's sad :-(

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Wow. That's cold!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A practical man....I like that and respect him. LOL

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Sad but true there comes a time when someone has to depart