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The Bullfighter (limerick)

Updated on February 15, 2013

No greater bullfighter you’ll see

I’ll stand brave and I’ll never flee

And each deadly stare

I’ll meet with such flare

As salesmen lob their lies at me


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A brave man indeed! I'm a little late tonight, but I couldn't go to bed without my laugh for the night. Thank you, Martin!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      I'm glad you were able to get off FB, at this time, to write something funny here!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Salesmen will make you want to fight the bull. Great one.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Yes, you nailed it, Martin, with this clever rhyme.

      You are the greatest bullfighter of all time.

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      Excellent!!! You are the supreme BULL-fighter, Martin....have a lovely bull fighting day :) :)

      Sending you many Angels today :) ps

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      It is amazing how you can change the direction of a poem with one line.

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      Amy Becherer 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Brilliant piece of 'tongue in cheek' true life, MHatter. 'Ole!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Oh...I was thinking of the wrong bull, the one that you grab by the horns!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      And the bulls side of the story?

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      Quotes Lover 4 years ago

      oh bulls

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HeeHee, Thay's called, " Shootn' The Bull. "

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Now that is some serious stare!!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago


      and here i ex-salesman - and - a damned good one! lol..

      (i used a soft sell...very

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      Annie 4 years ago from NewYork

      brave indeed

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