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The Cannibal Terror (limerick)

Updated on November 14, 2012

This terror I now share with thee

Some cannibals had captured me

A dinner for clan

What worse could fate plan

We’re vegan a man said to me


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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      I was just about to send them a bottle of Chianti......:). I didn't see the vegan coming, well done.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      That was a lucky escape....you have to be careful, it's a jungle out there..LOL:-))

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      i don't know what you smoke M - but i do wish you'd share! You're a riot! Love the giggle!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      I like this. Can there be vegetarian cannibals??? lol

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      Janhorner 4 years ago

      What a laugh! You told so much in a short poem, excellent, voted up,

      Jan

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Heeee - this made me laugh out loud -

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      CMarie 4 years ago from York, Maine

      Very funny!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Lucky you..Cannibals who doesn't eat meat..Too funny

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      Deborah 4 years ago from Las Vegas

      Too Funny Mhatter, as usual, you've done it again!

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      Gustave Kilthau 4 years ago from USA

      Howdy Mhatter99 -

      A FUN limerick, just like they are supposed to be. Enjoyed it.

      Gus :-)))

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Wonderful! I never expected that superb final line. Well done!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Thank goodness for the vegan in us all. Jamie

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant my friend!!OH I must try my hand at composing a Limerick ;you are certainly inspiring me to do so.

      Have a great day and thank you for all these wonderful hubs.

      eddy.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Well I guess you are fortunate for having been capture by vegan cannibals??

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      How lucky to have fallen into the hands of those who chose to be herbivores...the usual twist at the end keeps me smiling....:) ps

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      Linda Crist 4 years ago from Central Virginia

      Saved by the vegan!

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      flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

      That is some mighty great news!

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      Randi Benlulu 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      I agree with all of the above. Thank you!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I truly don't know how you do this each and every day. Brilliantly funny!

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      mizjo 4 years ago from New York City, NY

      ha ha. Close shave, that!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      That is outrageous. Only you can do it. Thanks for the laugh.

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Meatless Mondays and the rest of the week! :)