ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel
  • »
  • Books, Literature, and Writing»
  • Poems & Poetry

The Cannibal Terror (limerick)

Updated on November 14, 2012

This terror I now share with thee

Some cannibals had captured me

A dinner for clan

What worse could fate plan

We’re vegan a man said to me


    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • tobusiness profile image

      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      I was just about to send them a bottle of Chianti......:). I didn't see the vegan coming, well done.

    • profile image

      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      That was a lucky have to be careful, it's a jungle out there..LOL:-))

    • ImKarn23 profile image

      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      i don't know what you smoke M - but i do wish you'd share! You're a riot! Love the giggle!

    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      I like this. Can there be vegetarian cannibals??? lol

    • profile image

      Janhorner 5 years ago

      What a laugh! You told so much in a short poem, excellent, voted up,


    • travmaj profile image

      travmaj 5 years ago from australia

      Heeee - this made me laugh out loud -

    • c-m-hall profile image

      CMarie 5 years ago from York, Maine

      Very funny!

    • always exploring profile image

      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Lucky you..Cannibals who doesn't eat meat..Too funny

    • eHealer profile image

      Deborah 5 years ago from Las Vegas

      Too Funny Mhatter, as usual, you've done it again!

    • GusTheRedneck profile image

      Gustave Kilthau 5 years ago from USA

      Howdy Mhatter99 -

      A FUN limerick, just like they are supposed to be. Enjoyed it.

      Gus :-)))

    • aviannovice profile image

      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Wonderful! I never expected that superb final line. Well done!

    • jhamann profile image

      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      Thank goodness for the vegan in us all. Jamie

    • Eiddwen profile image

      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant my friend!!OH I must try my hand at composing a Limerick ;you are certainly inspiring me to do so.

      Have a great day and thank you for all these wonderful hubs.


    • shiningirisheyes profile image

      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Well I guess you are fortunate for having been capture by vegan cannibals??

    • pstraubie48 profile image

      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      How lucky to have fallen into the hands of those who chose to be herbivores...the usual twist at the end keeps me smiling....:) ps

    • lrc7815 profile image

      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      Saved by the vegan!

    • flashmakeit profile image

      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      That is some mighty great news!

    • btrbell profile image

      Randi Benlulu 5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      I agree with all of the above. Thank you!

    • billybuc profile image

      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I truly don't know how you do this each and every day. Brilliantly funny!

    • mizjo profile image

      mizjo 5 years ago from New York City, NY

      ha ha. Close shave, that!

    • wetnosedogs profile image

      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      That is outrageous. Only you can do it. Thanks for the laugh.

    • Sunshine625 profile image

      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Meatless Mondays and the rest of the week! :)