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The Daredevil (limerick)

Updated on June 19, 2013

His actions are so death defying

Again through the air he is flying

The edge of a knife

How he toys with life

Whenever to wife he is lying


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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Wives can be very nasty with a lie.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      He is indeed a daredevil for lying to his wife....I would rather take my chances at being fired from a cannon LOL :-))

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      Your limericks potions for sadness. Wonderful!

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      Sasha Kim 

      5 years ago

      LOL... ^_^ your limericks are the best pick-me-ups! Thank you for writing so many of them!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Yep! Lying gets you nowhere but hung up on a pole - all by yourself!

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      Cygnet Brown 

      5 years ago from Springfield, Missouri

      This is funny. Poor man!

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      Live To Write 

      5 years ago from Phoenix, Az.

      Lol... absolutely amazing... and please do tell is that your other identity???

      Love these limericks!!!

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      Cynthia B Turner 

      5 years ago from Georgia

      LOL...loved this! I'm still giggling. Sharing and Tweeting.

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      SUPER - Jerk...LOL..

      You cwazy, my fwend!

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      IAmForbidden 

      5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      up up up!! always the best.. limerick is your trademark.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Funny. Some guys just keep on lying.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      You're a funny man Martin...Loved it..

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      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      Love the limerick and the wild picture. Lying to your wife you'll end up sorry you did!!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      So true....so true. Jamie

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      You are a scream!!! Up and funny.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL So I guess what you are saying is you would rather jump from a plane than feel the wrath of a wife who has been lied to!!!!

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      ALUR 

      5 years ago from USA

      Love this because it is so captivating/humorous/real in many ways without too long of lingo. Esp the "lying" part! Voted up

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      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      this is a true piece of work..LOL he keeps playing with a knife and flying through the air.. he might just get stabbed..LOL

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      You certainly are a gem. Thanks for my morning a.m. laugh on the rainy start.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Ah - he should watch out when he's flying - he is not likely to escape that easily! Cheers....

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Martin I am getting ready for bed and read this delightful hub.. and I am laughing I hope I can sleep.. thank you I needed to smile

      Debbie

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      The pictures you choose are always classic! Well done!

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Ah, Martin, this message is so real and so true,

      When he lies to his wife God knows what she'll do.

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