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The Doctor’s Visit (limerick)

Updated on December 15, 2012

With clothes off then ready was she

For doctor to check thoroughly

Her parts he’d explore

To help her health soar

When dentist once more she did see


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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      HA HA HA! Reminds me of the episode of Saturday Night Live when the three doctors kept examining the young man while asking him to cough..then the real doctors walked in!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one!

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      Jim Higgins 

      5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Good one for a Monday morning!

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      David Hunt 

      5 years ago from Cedar Rapids, Iowa

      Wish my visits to the dentist were like that. Voted up, funny.

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      Sunnie Day 

      5 years ago

      hehe...got me!

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Lol..guessin' her 'health' wasn''t the only thing to um..'soar'? lol..

      (lol at Valleypoet...)

      still smiling, M! Thanks...

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      jaydene 

      5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Good one , lol

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      So it will only be her teeth that are coming out of there pure and white LOL :-))

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Sharp as a tack, Martin. Sharp as a tack!

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      O my....I must admit years and years ago, I had a dentist who I could have gladly thought of in this way....still chuckling :) sending Angels to you :) ps

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Hanky Panky.. at the dentist.. lol.. you are the best

      Merry Christmas

      Debbie

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      Caroline Marie 

      5 years ago

      LOL. So funny.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Who needs laughing gas!!.... I love your naughty side, you're a bad bad man Mhatter.

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      Graham Lee 

      5 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      Morning Martin. Another morning smile.

      Graham.

      (WHAT WAS THE QUOTE YOU LEFT ME, WAS IT A RELATIVE)

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      great laugh - she overcame the fear of the dentist!

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Wow, an interesting Cavity she must have, I'm sure. ;-p Cheeky, Hatter. Cute and sharing.

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      Lillian K. Staats 

      5 years ago from Wasilla, Alaska

      Very Cute! "Are You Being Served" had a skit just like this! O.K., Love I had wished for you to pour out your sorrow w/ poetry. Limericks, humor, is not gonna do it.

      I had seen your sorrowful posts,. and was so worried for you, still am, but, I don't have a lot of free time, but I'm going to try to go thru all your stuff, and see if you were able to get some emotions ojut.

      Sending you, much love and gratitude for your comments, and sticking by me,,, love yaz, lily

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      The lady better be careful of the boring machine.

      lol, lol, lol, lol.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      I was laughing and a little worried.

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      QudsiaP1 

      5 years ago

      Hahahaha omg I am dying here from laughing! :P

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Working on a cavity????? :)

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