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The Doubt Remover (limerick)

Updated on July 12, 2013

To help clear my mind of all doubt

A kiss from my wife would help out

If mind thought she’s pissed

This aid she’d enlist

A kiss with her fist on my snout


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      Shannon Henry 

      2 weeks ago from Texas

      I knew one of your limericks would make me laugh! Just what I needed. Thanks.

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      ROFLOL! So funny!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Ouch!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      She sounds real friendly. lol

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      Kathryn 

      5 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      Haha, a fist sure removes any doubt of how she is feeling!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Ouch, A knuckle sandwich tastes bad..Yuck....

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      Dora Weithers 

      5 years ago from The Caribbean

      No such fist kiss for you, MHatter, funny as usual!

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      Romeos Quill 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! " Would Sir like some P.M.T. with his knuckle sandwich? "

      It was even funnier, after watching that Jackie Chan movie last night.

      Best wishes,

      R.Q.

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      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Very funny, try ducking and dodging.

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Nice Saturday read, thanks my friend !

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      Michele Travis 

      5 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      Thank you, I did need something funny today. I appreciate it very much:)

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A very clear message indeed, Martin!

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      With her fist you are sure to get pokes,

      When you fail to laugh at her jokes.

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      FitnezzJim 

      5 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

      Hilarious, if it was a kick with her foot, would that mean she is kicking it to make it better?

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Needed this laugh this a.m. Thanks.

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Where do you come up with these great limericks??!!

      ...a smile to start my Saturday.

      Thanks,

      DJ.

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      europewalker 

      5 years ago

      Another funny one!

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      Randi Benlulu 

      5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Funny, funny!

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      A kiss with her fist on your snout? Ha ha ha! So funny! I'd say she needs to kiss it and make it better, but not if all her kisses are like that! lol

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