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The Eleven Commandments (limerick)

Updated on February 6, 2013

Eleventh Commandment did die

Said Moses to Lord this won’t fly

Those dames wearing sash

Will turn this to ash

“If you don’t have cash then don’t buy”


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      vespawoolf 5 years ago from Peru, South America

      Very clever! You are a very funny human being, Mhatter! : )

    • Vinaya Ghimire profile image

      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      You take on irony of human lives is very funny.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol Too funny.

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      DREAM ON 5 years ago

      You always write something different. This tops them all because you got the Lord and Moses involved.Love your humor.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Eleven commandments, you are so funny...

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Hmmm. I wonder if I'll be struck down for reading this! :-)

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Well, they got that out of the way nearly immediately!

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      Hahahaha...... How do you come up with these limericks?! And .... here by, I pronounce you the King of Limerick! Woohoo, MH. :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Whoa! There must be a law against that. LOL

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      Dana Strang 5 years ago from Ohio

      LOL! love it! though maybe if that one did stay on the books I would have better finances. Nah. I'm not once for following rules.

      Thanks for the laugh!

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