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The Gift Of Chocolate (limerick)

Updated on August 29, 2012

The choc’late I bought did its work

At driving my dear wife berserk

Those evenings of bliss

Are moments I’ll miss

When she caught me kissing the clerk


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      2patricias 5 years ago from Sussex by the Sea

      Tee hee - this one really had a laugh hidden in the last line.

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 5 years ago

      :) Just know that every time you publish a limerick, I hit the funny button.

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      OH, oh!

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      hey boys! Chocolate doesn't always work - try diamonds - or a horse! Good one, M!

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      Redberry Sky 5 years ago

      Awesome as always, Mhatter :)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      That's gonna take a whole lot of chocolate. lol

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      Sasha Kim 5 years ago

      Oh it's gunna take more than chocolates to fix that mistake! ^_^

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      So much for the chocolate!

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Bad, bad boy!!

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      Patty Kenyon 5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      LOL...Another Fun and Funny Limerick!!!!

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky


      Sweetness desired and sought I see

      beautiful clerk held so close to thee

      her lips tenderly

      kissed those of ye

      too oft diabetes could be.

      You are the master of limericks, there is no doubt! I applaud you!

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      DS Duby 5 years ago from United States, Illinois

      lol a great limerick once again, I think I may love chocolate even more than my wife. voted up and funny

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      Mark G Weller 5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      Chocolate...Give me all your Chocolate!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      I love chocolate.. Now I need some.. Lol.. you a re too much.. kissing the clerk.. thanks for making me laugh


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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Oh his wife is going to get mad when she find out what kind of sweets he was getting!!!!!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Bad boy Mh - Good on the chocolates though. Ha. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Oh, chocolate solves everything.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      We always get caught, don't we? LOL

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      Jenna Pope 5 years ago from Southern California

      Cute limerick. Voted up.