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The Gift That Changed My Life (limerick)

Updated on October 20, 2013

A gift that would fill home with glee

As much better husband I’d be

My fate she’d unmask it

With one little basket

When my wife gave casket to me


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I think that sentiment bears watching.

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      Dianna Mendez 4 years ago

      Funny! You always have me in guessing with our titles and then -- I smile.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      She's really fond of him isn't she? lol

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Couldn't stop laughing.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, reminds me of that old Meatloaf song ... "and now I'm praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you" aw : )

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hope there is a tag on it that you read.

      That says, Please do not open until dead!

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      Marlene Bertrand 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

      The gift that stops giving!

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      That's very dark.... but funny!

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Now that's looking to the future! Hilarious as always.

      Voted up and oh so funny.

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      This one is a laugh-out-loud. Good job.

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      It's good to be prepared.

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      Nithya Venkat 4 years ago from Dubai

      What a gift! Enjoy reading your limericks!

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      I was thinking there was a man in the box. Little did I know.....

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      I was wondering what that giant thing was gift wrapped. Watch out for that one!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Wow! She is planning ahead.

      Funny in a morose kind of way!!


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      Ghaelach 4 years ago

      Makes a man think about excepting gifts.

      LOL Ghaelach