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The Gift That Keeps On Giving (limerick)

Updated on September 24, 2013

I asked girlfriend how this could be

That her dog must pee upon me

It seems that her Joy

Whose habits annoy

A gift of ex-boyfriend was he


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Frightening how these things happen.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Funny revenge of the ex.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Faithful to the last! Love it!

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      Ann Carr 4 years ago from SW England

      Nice one! What a great revenge; superb idea! Ann

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      ocfireflies 4 years ago

      And they say only dogs mark their territories! You ARE indeed the LIMERICK KING!



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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago


      You are the limerick king.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That's the gift that keeps on giving. LOL

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      It's a cute lil doggie,

      But it carries a hex.

      Since it was well trained

      By your girlfriend's ex.

      This limerick with accompanying photo is one of your best, my friend.

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      LOL, that's a cute one.

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! Revenge is a dish best served....warm? Looks like someone is going to have to tie a knot in Fido's willy-wanky-woo :)

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      Lol...good doggie :-))

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      Ghaelach 4 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      Your girl friend keeps on getting little reminders of her EX.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hehehe ... the gift that keeps on ...

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      cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      very funny ..I don't know how you come up these ..but they are very creative and usually make me grin at the least.!