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The Gift That Keeps On Giving (limerick)

Updated on December 6, 2012

One present that I will revere

This treasure from my brother dear

My tears I did stave

A fruitcake I’d rave

The same one I gave him last year


The Fruicake Song - (No! not about me.)

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      Nellieanna Hay 

      5 years ago from TEXAS

      Given adequate bourbon or rum marinade, it could last indefinitely;- though it might even be eaten under those conditions!

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      LOL...well..it's prolly still 'good'...at least he believes in the 2 if the 3 R's - reuse, recycle..lol

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      Mary Hyatt 

      5 years ago from Florida

      If someone gives me another fruitcake this year, I'll scream!

      Enjoyed.....

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      There is something about fruitcakes. You either love them or hate them.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I started laughing before reading. Why do people give fruitcakes? I don't know of one person who likes them.. Loved it..Funny..

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      Emilyfed 

      5 years ago

      Oh, I don't like fruitcake but I love your limerick. Its so funny. I guess now, I've started liking limericks. Thanks for sharing. Voted up and shared.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      If you had a homemade cake, it would never leave the house under penalty of death.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      That brother of yours is a real cheapscake...LOL :-))

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      Beth Perry 

      5 years ago from Tennesee

      Fitting limerick for the season, lol!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Very funny! For a minute there I thought the gist that keeps on giving was going to be an STD. My twisted mind getting in the way again....

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      arb 

      5 years ago from oregon

      The revolving fruitcake! We use them for target practice.

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      Jools99 

      5 years ago from North-East UK

      Ha! Ha! Luckily this has never happened to me (yet!) but I know other people who have 'recycled' back to giver in error :o)

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      Joanna Chandler 

      5 years ago from On planet Earth

      LOL you've got a gift Mhatter99 cherish it.

      Fruitcake sucks!!! ewwwww lol

      Have a bless weekend

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      oh the poor neglected fruitcake. great laughs.

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      Wonderful Limerick. Wish I new your secret.

      Great video which is very true.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      oh yes - those gifts that make yearly appearances - lol -

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Great fun! They do have quite a shelf life, don't they?

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, so funny and true for many. I am that one strange one who actually likes fruitcake. LOL That video is hilarious and delightful. Love this!

      In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      Another funny limerick! I do not know why I dislike the taste of fruitcake.

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