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The Gleeful Sounds Of Wee (limerick)

Updated on February 7, 2016

While bouncing my son on my knee

I gave out a wild shout of wee

I gave wife a call

And began to ball

For wee was now all over me


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      Nithya Venkat 21 months ago from Dubai

      Oh! my that is the joy of parenthood!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ha Ha ! No greater joy than hearing a child yell "wee!" No better time for a change when they conclude it with one as well!

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 5 years ago

      Ha - reminds me of the time I was playing with my daughter when she was a baby and she spit up right in my mouth. Ugh. Funny now.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Just adorable.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      It will do that to you!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      You always made me laugh ever time I read one of your limericks.

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      Susan Haze 5 years ago from Sunny Florida

      Love it. I have experienced the wee all over me.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHaHee, Try giving a baby boy a bath when he's lying on his back..

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      I appreciate this limerick, since many times I have experienced the wee drenching. Jamie

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      Janis Leslie Evans 5 years ago from Washington, DC

      I'm laughing outloud, sooo funny. OMG!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      LOL.. so funny and so real.. this has happens to me so many times.. THOSE were the days!!!lol



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      Midnight Lights 5 years ago from USA

      omg.. lol thanks for the chuckle Hatter.. just wow lol

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      When I was young, I worked in a grocery store after school. My history teacher and family came in one day, did their shopping and was at the register when they noticed a missing child. I ran to find him and located him by dairy goods. I gave him a piggy back ride to the front, only to find my shirt soaking upon arrival. First and only time golden rain touched me. Great job!

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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      Cute word play here, Hatter, very very clever!! Wee wee!!

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      Nothing like a nice wee limerick to start your day LOL

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      Almost as terrifying as the poem. :-) Really fun Mhatter!

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      Peggy Woods 5 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Haha! Wee has a double meaning with your poem of which many people can surely identify. :))

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      So cute! Full of cuteness father and son bond! Weeeeeeeee!!!

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      galleryofgrace 5 years ago from Virginia

      One of your best yet! You've been FB'd, tweeted and pinned. That should bring a lot of smiles.

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Awww, so sweet! My very first grandson is due next Wednesday, and I so look forward to his arrival, even with all the wee. I have two granddaughters already, but he will be my first grandson. I remember those days when my son was a baby. LOL In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LMAO....may be your best!

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      Jennifer Vasconcelos 5 years ago from Cyberspace and My Own World

      The joys of parenthood - too funny Mhatter.