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The Hot Wife (limerick)

Updated on May 19, 2014

Wife never was this hot before

(All) night scarcely clad she cried for more

Her womanly spice

My manhood entice

Till I bought her ice cream from store


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      John Hansen 3 years ago from Queensland Australia

      We all have to make sacrifices for love. If ice cream

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Ice cream will do it every time.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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      Cynthia B Turner 3 years ago from Georgia

      Such balm for the funny bone!

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      K.A.E Grove 3 years ago from Australia

      Ah the way to a woman's heart :)

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      Linda Rogers 3 years ago from Minnesota

      Ha-love it-all was well until the ice cream came in the picture. Funny :-)

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      sigh ice cream AFTER next time yes? lol

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      travmaj 3 years ago from australia

      That is one cool husband too...

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      Ghaelach 3 years ago

      Excellent Martin.

      Think it's a good idea to cool the wife down.


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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      So sad and so true