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The Kung Fu Master (limerick)

Updated on December 25, 2013

At kung fu I was a real pro

I learned secrets masters did know

No force under sky

Could beat this young guy

When from a fight I quickly go


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      Cynthia B Turner 4 years ago from Georgia

      Run and live to fight another day! Take care!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      He's no KUNG-fu master - he's a RUN-fu master!


      adorable, M - just like you!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Really smart!

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      Joanna Chandler 4 years ago from On planet Earth

      LOL he should have learned tricks master "did not know" so he could beat his skin so and have him on the go :) :) .

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Nothing like self-preservation

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      Linda Crampton 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      This sounds like a great solution!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Self-preservation sounds like a good idea in a situation like this!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      With an opponent like that son-of-a-gun

      The best advice I can give is 'Run, man, run.'

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Smart move!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Run, Forrest, Run!!!! LOL