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The Legend Of Beth That Dentists Don’t Want You To Hear (limerick)

Updated on November 10, 2012

The legend about Lady Beth

They say she had really bad breath

So many men tried

To kiss this rich bride

That body beside her is death


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      Ms. Immortal 5 years ago from NJ

      Another funny, thanks! I love starting the day with laughter.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      This is funny. You must pull these out of your hat.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Well, I guess THAT says it all.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      OY! lol..

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      Marvin Parke 5 years ago from Jamaica

      How do you do it? very nice

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ha Ha! Wow - you think she would get a clue!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Nice one, well done.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Lordy, It must have been really bad. FUNNY..HEE..

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      Susan Haze 5 years ago from Sunny Florida

      HaHaHaHaHA, I'm still laughing.

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      Carolee Samuda 5 years ago from Jamaica

      heheheeheee, lol lol......what a terrible my

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Boy did I laugh!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      great giggles to start the day.

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      No escape from the jaws of death!...poor chap LOL:-))

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      Randi Benlulu 5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      lol! Funny!

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      :)))) lol!

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      Wicked! :-)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      One has to be very careful these days who one picks up at a bar. Just sayin' LOL Great one!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Her breath knock the dentist out that is a legendary smell! Eek!