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The Love General (limerick)

Updated on September 8, 2015

In silence he planned his attack

Somewhere in her yakety yak

A way to unfurl

This so precious pearl

The clue to get girl into sack


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      ignugent17 5 years ago

      As always very funny! :-))

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      Yup! Some women believe anything u tell them

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      I've met quite a few guys like that. Always thinking only one thing and not even listening to what I'm saying.

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      Nell Rose 5 years ago from England

      Isn't that always the case? lol! funny stuff! nell

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      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      O the whimsical funny... Mhatter, you r great!

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      Lol. Voted up funny!

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      Amy Becherer 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      And here I thought he really cared what she had to say. This one makes me mad in a "funny" kind of way.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Hee haw hee haw! Very true and funny as well. He isn't hearing a damned thing she is saying. She probably sounds to him like Charlie Brown's teacher - whah whah whah whah whah

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 5 years ago

      That poor unsuspecting girl! ;-)

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      :-) Nothin' else to say. Too funny.

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      Randi Benlulu 5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Up and funny!

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      Quite a seductive limerick..LOL:-))

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      He really looks as if he is really listening and caring about what she is saying. Ha. So funny as always. God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Lol, you make me laugh everyday with your Limericks. He looks so serious!

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Oh, my. I never doubted that it worked that way...but here is the evidence. :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Guilty as charged your honor! :)