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The Make-up Salesman (limerick)

Updated on June 18, 2013

A seller of make-up am I

A friend said to give it a try

When wife’s smile I’d harm

Her rage I’d disarm

With lotions of charm I’d apply


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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That is one way to skin a cat. Evolve directly into your work...

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      I do believe make-up salesmen need silver tongues.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      I do believe make-up salesmen need silver tongues.

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      That smooth talking will get you somewhere!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      You always have something to cheer me up.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Aren't you just the Picasso of women!

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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      Body lotions, every woman's tool! Thanks for sharing, MHatter!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      You de man, charming...( smile )

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      You do know how to make me smile.


      Sending Angels your way :) ps

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Oh how cute!!! i love it martin..


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      Peggy Woods 5 years ago from Houston, Texas

      This has me smiling. What a charmer you are! :))

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      "with lotions of charm I'd apply." What a great line. Jamie

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      You try so hard to have all the right moves!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Sounds like the salesman could use a little more training!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Appreciate your humor.

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      Ghaelach 5 years ago

      "A Gentleman to the last"

      Nice one Martin.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Just one question, Martin ... where?

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      Jim Higgins 5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      A potion in a lotion. I like it!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Mr. Smoothie! :)