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The Mystery Of The Automatic Light (limerick)

Updated on February 27, 2014

To problem with bathroom I’m drawn

Why gramps opens door turns light on

I’d soon find out why

When for beer I’d fly

For toilet in my fridge he’d gone


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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.


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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      How do you think up these great limericks??

      Too funny, Martin. You have out-done yourself!! LOL

      Love it,


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      Terry Harman 3 years ago from Lacey Washington

      Delightful! This limerick made me smile.

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....very funny Martin!

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      Victoria Lynn 3 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      They just keep on coming!!!!

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      Marlene Bertrand 3 years ago from Northern California, USA

      Funny! I enjoyed this a lot.

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      Very funny, sounds like my sleepwalking kid.

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      kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Another funny one :-) Thank you!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Don't send grandpa for anything to drink!

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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      Nellieanna Hay 3 years ago from TEXAS

      Good one - once more. For sure, Martin is the limerick genius, but his more serious poetry really shines!

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      Marvin Parke 3 years ago from Jamaica

      Put a beer in the bathroom!

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      Graham Lee 3 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      Hi Martin. A nice smile this morning.


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