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The Nose Knows (poem)

Updated on August 7, 2012

Recall when I played with your toes

And how they got stuck in my nose

The hospitals were all closed

So we went to your Auntie Rose

I can’t repeat the words she chose

For flower then sprouting from nose

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She shouted to take off our clothes

As she rushed to get garden hose

And then for some pictures we posed

I asked her why she needed those

A secret she wouldn’t disclose

To guy with a girl in his nose

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Then hose in free nostril impose

Twas then that my worries arose

What act had the brainless proposed

As off to some faucet she goes

The last words I heard There she blows

As all that I knew blew from nose

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When I had escaped heaven’s throes

The girls replaced laughter for woes

As once more my weakness exposed

You’d think that by now we’d be foes

But there they were putting on shows

And this time I covered my nose

Video has nothing to do with poem - Just silly

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Another hilarious one. You are very clever and your imagination is endless, obviously. Ha. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      This was very enjoyable. The video was amusing.

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Ok, so the video is funny and the poem isn't? What a crazy story! Voted up and funny.

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      myownlife 5 years ago from london

      well explained beautiful fingers.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny and a great video..Thank's..

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Too funny! I once had a couple show up at the police station wearing handcuffs. I did not ask...

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      Janhorner 5 years ago

      I could just imagine the scene; brilliant comedy!

      Jan

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      lol..... Oh M, where do you come up with these poems!? Very witty, but I don't want to picture the whole scenario! Lol

      Awesome

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      chepkoluumugulel 5 years ago from Texas

      The intro' alone made me laugh. What a well thought, well put poem. The solfa notation accompanied with actions on the video are also awesome!

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Anyone that likes Ernie Kovacs can't be all bad! lol

      I enjoyed the poem, but like Gimmer, have to ask how it came to mind. Sinus problems?

      Great Job once again!

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 5 years ago

      Ok - This one one really has me laughing and wondering how this poem came to be. Thanks for a great read!

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      Linda 5 years ago from Texas

      Very witty indeed!!! Love it. And THANK YOU for choosing a photo with pretty feet... I hate feet... but these I can tolerate! LOL

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter99,

      Now that was a witty poem cleverly thought out! Way to go bud! :)

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      Jackie Lynnley 5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      One crazy guy!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Only a great imagination that think that up! Also enjoyed the video.