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The Phone Call You Won’t Believe (limerick)

Updated on November 20, 2013

When wild call about wife I got

From cupboard my whiskey I brought

And after a shot

Some clarity sought

She what with a what at a what


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I think the clarity is thrice remove...

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      I think I need that shot!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Another hilarious, clever piece!

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      Linda Crampton 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      That must have been a very interesting phone call!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hehehe, yes, it happens : )

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      Joanna Chandler 4 years ago from On planet Earth

      LOL you have more shots to take mhatter :) funny

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Great funny talent you have.

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      This is great. I've provided my poor husband with a moment or two of those.

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Oh dear for sure nothing was clear, help the husband to deal with the call!

      Voted up and funnyl

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      WHAT? lol

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      W1totalk 4 years ago

      Wholly molly. Good stuff. Whiskey enlightens. Great hub.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Yes, we women sometimes do some crazy things!!!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA very funny! I know the feeling.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Sometimes a woman is difficult to understand, a nip is helpful; but just a nip. Funny..

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Martin, my dear,

      I wonder if I am still sane

      Since I understood

      Every word you were sayin'.