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The Police Didn’t Listen To Me Either (limerick)

Updated on December 5, 2012

The strangest thing I ever saw

A lady tucked breasts in her bra

She was at food store

Where she tucked much more

Till searched at the door by the law


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      Beth37 4 years ago

      I wonder who got to frisk her.

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      That's some bra.You have to love those peaches.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      The same premise probably wouldn't work for a guy, huh? Tee hee!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      She must be a petite woman. LOL

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good idea while it lasted.

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      Nithya Venkat 4 years ago from Dubai

      Funny!! A unique limerick.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      They didn't listen to me either. Probably because I was quite obviously lopsided.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Another good one..Hee

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      Joanna Chandler 4 years ago from On planet Earth

      LOL she have alot of room in there to tuck so much more hmmmm

      nice limerick ;)


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      Farhat 4 years ago from Delhi

      great idea...i loved it man!

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      Tammy 4 years ago from USA

      That is one way to have an increase in the busty area without all the added expenses...well, until she got busted! Great limerick! Love it!

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      She may not get the support when she is in the courthouse!..LOL :-))

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I once arrested a guy with steak in his pants!

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      Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

      LOL this was good.. yeah flat chest then chicken breast..right? LOL I loved it man

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      Bill Blackburn 4 years ago from Twentynine Palms, California

      Apples, peaches, pumpkin... ? :-) Humorous and up

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      Louisa Rogers 4 years ago from Eureka, California and Guanajuato, Mexico

      The photo goes with the poem!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      That is wildly funny.

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      So clever and I love it Martin; have a wonderful day and I vote up ; across and share all around.


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      Ardot 4 years ago from Canada

      Love it!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Musta been a B-I-G bra!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA could work!