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The Science Of Hun (limerick)

Updated on January 28, 2015

Whenever you hear the word Hun

Then out your front door better run

Lab tests will show

When Hun begins flow

Then your tale of woe has begun

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      Dianna Mendez 

      5 years ago

      Funny but so true!

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      if you live in the south...hun, sugar and sweetheart all end up the same way:)

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Excellent! One cannot help but laugh or smile at the end.

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      I thought Attila was a nice fellow.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one!

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      lol...

      i hate that word! seriously - it's ALL my ex husband used to call me

      hey hun..hun...

      hun...

      Grrrrrr....

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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      LOL. You make me laugh to read this, partially because I HATE being called hun. It's most often used by total strangers that mean it in a condescending manner. Well, even those that know me have used it that way. It is certainly not a pet name I choose to accept!

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99.....Hun ?....ummm...

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      Audrey Howitt 

      5 years ago from California

      Aww--and yet I laughed!!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Your poems are so funny.

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      Nell Rose 

      5 years ago from England

      Haha! so true! love this, nell

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha, so very true!!!

      Blessings, Faith Reaper

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Actually, Martin, 'Hun' or 'Hon'

      Is a very sweet song,

      When you compare it to 'Nothing,'

      When you ask what is wrong.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Uh oh! What about honey or dear or lover or......

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      Randi Benlulu 

      5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Funny!

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      Robin Grosswirth 

      5 years ago from New York

      Not partial to "hun" I guess? Or endearment? Very clever as always.

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      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      this was crazy good... :)

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Very observant - you know to run when you hear the Hun...

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      O, my. Guilty as charged....hun is a word I have used (probably) far too often.

      Thanks for beginning this week with a smile.

      Hugs and blessings and an abundance of Angels are on the way :) ps

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      Not always such a sweet sound...and perhaps time to 'buzz' off...loved it Martin:-))

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Oh how true these words are HUN... lol..

      Debbie

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      mhatter99,

      Well you certainly pounded out a handful of funnies here didn't you! They're all to cute, j'adore le limerick français!

      Up and funny!

      Cat

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      True words my friend...very true words. :)

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