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The Secret Of My Great Flapjacks (limerick)

Updated on July 9, 2013

My wife really made my heart soar

When my pancakes she wanted more

‘cause she found the facts

About my flapjacks

They’re great to seal cracks in the floor


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      Shannon Henry 

      15 months ago from Texas

      Hahaha! He must rival my cooking skills.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And like the Everready Bunny, they last AND LAST AND LAST...

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Another great one for a good surprise and laugh!

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Hilarious!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa..You should use Betty Crocker's flapjack mix, it's a winner...Of course gluten free...

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Heee - yes, sadly mine are much the same. But the floor is sealed.

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      Dora Weithers 

      5 years ago from The Caribbean

      Ha Ha Ha! Hope you're not offended. Another good one.

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      Linda Crampton 

      5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      This is sad and funny at the same time!

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      rose-the planner 

      5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      You're too much, lol! Excellent limerick! (Voted Up) -Rose

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks for the funny read my friend !

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      'You can eat off my floor,' some housewives cry,

      But in your home, Martin, that cry is no lie.

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Talk about eating right off the floor---I love the idea.

      No dishes to wash!!

      Might get a little sticky with the syrup, and all. Ha, ha

      You make us laugh, Martin!!

      DJ.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      The meal that keeps on giving. :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Hmmm. A little gummy are they?

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Great imagination.

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Well, I'll eat just about anything! I'd be curious to see the house with pancakes for sealant! Too funny!

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, now actually, that is a new twist on the standard duct tape! LOL

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