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The Secret To Eternal Smile (limerick)

Updated on January 29, 2015

What a 33rd degree mason looks like.

I always wear smile on my face

I’ll share with you secret of grace

So you too can gloat

Of smile that you tote

Each night in mouth coat hanger place


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      Graham Lee 

      5 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      Your looking very smart here Martin.

      Graham.

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      ignugent17 

      5 years ago

      Not only made me smile but made me laugh. :))

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      Insightful Tiger 

      5 years ago

      You made me smile! That was needed tonight. Thank you!

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      Mary Craig 

      5 years ago from New York

      I've heard of toothpicks to keep your eyes open but hangers to keep a smile? Looks like you don't need one.

      Voted up, funny, and interesting.

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      Tim Mitchell 

      5 years ago from Escondido, CA

      The title caught my attention. the image brought a grin from ear to ear. The apron offered a sense with feeling as you "I am here to serve . . . one smile at a time." The food says thought is offered as nourishment and more.

      Finally, a personal view with knowledge of history, the words are both wisdom and knowledge as equals through synergy offering tomorrow or here of now, a choice of friendship

      Usually I would have simply said Nice! meaning speechless.

      I bow not "to" more "of" Sir Mhatter99 a man of truth, simply teaching for fun, fun, fun . . . one smile at a time . . .

      Sir Sremmus

      P.S. thank you for presenting opportunity as a break from writing while authoring . . .

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      night - coat hanger in mouth..check

      day - toothpicks in eyes..check..

      think i got it now..

      LOL..you're a riot, my friend

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      Randi Benlulu 

      5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Great one and love the picture. I'm not sure what a 33rd degree mason is but at least now I know what one looks like!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Loved this.

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99....I guess it could be worse...your teeth could be like stars and come out every night, to sit in a glass by your bed....great picture, who's the good looking dude ?

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That metal smile is a lot cheaper than braces. Great work.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Well, I guess, Martin, that the coat hanger trick could work,

      But if the hanger's too large your smile could become a smirk.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Now that is one hell of a SMILE, a real dazzler! Nice one.

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      O my...I was wondering what you had in store. Love it.

      Angels are on the way this evening, Martin. Have a lovely one. :) ps

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Well I didn't see that one coming:)

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Now that's a smile!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      What an awesome smile!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny and your smile is catching....

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Now, that's just sick, Martin! But funny....

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      Don't ever hang up that smile Martin :-))))

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      Dora Weithers 

      5 years ago from The Caribbean

      I like both the rhyme and the picture. This is a feel-good moment. Thank you.

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      wow, what a smile.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      A smile to hang a garment on - that's a laugh

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      Audrey Hunt 

      5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      I just love your smile! A very handsome man...and your limerick is wonderful!

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Mhatter99,

      You look good for a guy that must get a crappy night's sleep! Ouch!

      Cat

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Hey Martin you handsome devil you..lol love your smile..

      blessings

      Debbie

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      Janis Leslie Evans 

      5 years ago from Washington, DC

      :-D Funny, Mhatter99!!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Looking good my friend. :)

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Great smile!

      God bless, Faith Reaper

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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      The visions that creates of the type of smile it would be. . .

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