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The Secret To Staying Together Revealed (limerick)

Updated on August 28, 2012

He loved her and never let go

Their secret all wanted to know

So what holy band

Could hold love so grand

Some glue in the hand made it so


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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Just glue? And all these years, I thought is was something else!

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      Kristi Sharp 5 years ago from Born in Missouri. Raised in Minnesota.

      One of the things I like about you - you always make it short and to the point. Great limerick. -K

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      Ryem 5 years ago from Maryland

      Sweet, charming and funny I really love this. I'm voting up

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      That's one way to make it work!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Glue of course. Now why didn't I think of that???

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      elle64 5 years ago from Scandinavia

      Glue and some quality time.LOL

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      Sasha Kim 5 years ago

      OOhh. I should try that ^_^ My husband would have to play video games with one hand! Love your sense of humor!

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      David Hunt 5 years ago from Cedar Rapids, Iowa

      Ha! Good one, mhatter-- that'll do it! I see in rcrumple's comment, has a limerick with "stuck" and "truck". That could lead to a disaster in limerick land!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny as always..Loved it..

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      Patty Kenyon 5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      LOL...I love reading your limerick...Too Funny!!! Now, where did I hide the glue?

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      greeneryday 5 years ago from Some tropical country

      Love it, thank you, look forward for more Limericks from you... voted up for funny..

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      Eddy Jones 5 years ago from Wales.

      A great limmerick and I now look forward to so many more by you.


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      travmaj 5 years ago from australia

      Made my day - still smiling at the thought - and where's my superglue?

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      Stacy Harris 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      I loved these... now if only more people followed this there would be a lot less breakups! :)

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      Mark G Weller 5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      You are the master of Limerick for sure!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Super!! Glued together now they are really a connected couple.

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      To each fingers tight they were stuck

      no options in sight walked to truck

      she once inside

      no anger hide

      close quarters her fist hard to duck

      Great Job! Original idea made fun, as always!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Ha. You are the King of the Limericks!!! In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Once a couple of kids walked into the police station, where I happened to be working the desk years ago. They asked me if a handcuff key opened all cuffs. I asked why. They held up their cuffed arms. It's almost like glue...

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Glue!! oh my so funny.. thats one way to do it..



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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That would do it alright!

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      Audrey Howitt 5 years ago from California