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The Sex Toy (limerick)

Updated on March 2, 2014

Now wife treats me like a sex toy

That object of pleasure and Joy

The one with a lever

To take her to ever

The one she would never employ


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Love these! Keep them coming.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Hilarious!

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      is it me? I'm afraid i must be missing something...lol

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      kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      :-) Funny!

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      Terry Harman 3 years ago from Lacey Washington

      lol!!!