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The Soup That Shines Up My Day (limerick)

Updated on February 1, 2015

A soup I made wife wanted more

And boy did that make ego sore

For that soup of mine

Did not taste so fine

But how it would shine kitchen floor


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      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      5 years ago

      Funny. Sounds like some of Mr. B's cooking, and it reminds me of the day we broke a bottle of vokda in the floor. It was the best wax remover we ever used.

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      ignugent17 

      5 years ago

      Hahaha very funny!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      Lovely! You never fail to amuse me. Cheers

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      Peggy Woods 

      5 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Funny! I just made a big pot of homemade soup this morning. Hope that it stays in soup bowls and never hits the floor. Of course if it did, we have a dog that would probably help lick it up. :))

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      LOL..

      maybe it can get ink stains out as well?

      giggling, M..

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      What fun! Sounds like some of my efforts.

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      Farhat 

      5 years ago from Delhi

      two way action...gud soup..haha!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Nothing like good ole' soup wax

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Slick floor, funny Martin...

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      Eric T. Shortridge 

      5 years ago from MidWest

      hahaha... you always make me laugh

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      What a riot, and the wife has no taste buds!

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      O, my. When I was newly married, I made some soup just like this...shoulda' bottled it and sold it...

      thanks for the smiles...

      Sending you a bunch of Angels today :) ps

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      mmmm...soup that doubles as detergent...Jamie

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99..My kind of man...ALL NATURAL...hehehe..got a smile on that one...

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha ha they get better and better Martin!!!

      Have a great day.

      Eddy.

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      dreamseeker2 

      5 years ago

      Funny and cute! Had to be voted up, for sure! ; )

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Hilarious!!!!

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Mr. M!! You have a sick sense of humor. I LOVE IT!!

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      Joanne M Olivieri 

      5 years ago

      Oh, thanks for the early morning smile. I love this.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Your soup, Martin, used to clean floors?

      Now that is really funny.

      But do not be too proud my friend.

      Cleaning floors with it saves you money.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      You're a trip, Martin. As you know, I've already purchased your book. I look forward to reading about your beloved Joy.

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      Indian Chef 

      5 years ago from New Delhi India

      Very short and nice poem..good work

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      That's one way to get the floor clean. Funny.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      Lovely.....Tomopto (Tomato) Soup LOL:-))

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      Jim Higgins 

      5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Fuuny one Martin!

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Nothing goes to waste - what a great idea -

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      Jackie Lynnley 

      5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Ha ha ha. I think I have tasted some man-made soup like yours. ^

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      I was afraid to read this one after seeing the title and now...I know why. You silly man. giggle

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Yikes! LOL

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Very good! Beats paying for some expensive cleaner.

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