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The Speeding Ticket (limerick)

Updated on January 15, 2014

A cop gave a ticket to me

She said I was speeding you see

The evidence read

My actions in bed

Where faster than head could count three


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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Speed is only good on a race track or a pie eating contest! Ha, ha

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      Kathryn 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      It's a good thing men can't receive those kind of speeding tickets! LOL.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Uh oh, he's going to be in the bad books here. Funny!

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      Did someone say HEAD? lol

      Hey..i hear there's a pill for

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Oh, my. Quality counts.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      I've always thought that it should be quality not quantity

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      Liz Elias 3 years ago from Oakley, CA

      Rofl! The new "Minute Man!" Very funny, and so voted!

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