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The Stripper (limerick)

Updated on August 27, 2012

As stripper I wasn’t too proud

A part of my life still in shroud

What gutter’s about

If e’er I had doubt

Put it on came shout from the crowd


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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Where in the world did you find that picture? Too funny! Oh yeah, and the limerick is too!

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      hilarious! You are too funny.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Still laughing. Great sign. lol

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      DS Duby 5 years ago from United States, Illinois

      ode to the ugly stripper lol voted up and funny.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      LOL..maybe she made more putting her clothes ON than others did taking 'em off? Whatever

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Only the good looking should apply..

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      The heckler in the crowd was obviously jealous:-))

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      Mark G Weller 5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      Laughs, excellent Mhatter!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Oh wow, I really love this, you are such a cruel man!!... :)

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahaha can't imagine...

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      LOL, LOL..... Sad for the stripper!

      Funny ....

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Good one, for sure! I also see what we've talked about. Great Job!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA that was truly funny!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Oh, no! That sounds bad.

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      They told you to put the clothes back on please!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Oh my...