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The Terror Of Dad’s Ghost (limerick)

Updated on September 17, 2013

The sight of dad’s ghost didn’t scare

That wasn’t the cause of raised hair

What caused us to grieve

In horror to heave

Where farts that he’d leave everywhere


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      K.A.E Grove 4 years ago from Australia

      This was great!

      Hard to be scared of a ghost like this :)

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      ocfireflies 4 years ago


      I believe you have found a niche. Your stories and illustrations along with the positive messages are what the world needs more of.

      Thank You.


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I guess something else made it through that astral projection!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      The smelly ghost from Casper cartoons.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      This really lit my day.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      It's bad enough to house a ghost,

      But one with farts? That is the most!

      Perhaps you could leave a note for him to read,

      To please go outdoors when he feels the need.

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      Farhat 4 years ago from Delhi

      see, here is another rutely follower ...first is me!...needs guts to ride the topic!...great Mhatter!!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Run! Run for the hills! LOL

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      Kathryn 4 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      That is too funny! The thought of not being afraid of a ghost, only the ghastly farts!

      Have a great day!

      ~ Kathryn

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Oh, me, stinky ghost farts! LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Oh, you are so bad, Martin! :-)

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      cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      you are crazy with these hubs .. so clever..martin .. it is a talent to come up with these !