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The Timeless Tale Of Terror (limerick)

Updated on September 16, 2012

Her family became afraid

They even called priest and they prayed

You should have heard cries

You’d wonder who dies

When cleaning supplies she’d parade


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      Deborah 4 years ago from Las Vegas

      Lol Mhatter! You are too funny and so very clever! Excellent and Voted up!

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      DS Duby 4 years ago from United States, Illinois

      Clever indeed I was convinced of it being exorcist related until the very last line, that one threw me off lol.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I never know where you are going, and of course, that's the point of a great limerick!

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      Mark G Weller 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      LOL, now you are dreaming :)

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      Rich 4 years ago from Kentucky

      Mh - What's a woman doing with my gear? Great job!

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      mizjo 4 years ago from New York City, NY

      Wish I had someone like her in my apartment.

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Clever and true. Probably what my family would think if I actually used my cleaning stuff at home!

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      Jose Velasquez 4 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      I can't stand people who are obsessed with cleaning.

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      elle64 4 years ago from Scandinavia

      Well a cleaningb terror regime, not a bad idea - yet again funny.

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      Sommer Dalton 4 years ago

      Voted up, funny and awesome!

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      flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

      Hahaha! That just what I need!

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      Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

      I think this is what happens when my husband sees me getting out cleaning supplies! Great job!

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Didn't see this one coming! Quite funny!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I can sympathize. I don't like to clean, either.

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      Redberry Sky 4 years ago

      Fantastic! I hate it when someone starts to fuss and clean near me too :)

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      H a ha thanks for the humour;I loved this one .

      Enjoy your day.


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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Ha - you are just fabulous with the limericks, always so funny!!! Yikes, the cleaning monster!!! Voted Up In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      Cute! But that is what cleaning is. LOL Again, charming and creative limerick. Keep up the good work!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa funny..You are the best..Loved it.

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