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The Unsuccessful Flirt (limerick)

Updated on March 12, 2015

At dance clubs I use to be flirt

My charm on cute girls I’d assert

They often misread

The drool that I shed

And "Let’s Go To Bed" on my shirt


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      Victor W. Kwok 2 years ago from Hawaii

      Not the kind of shirt I'd wear to meet girls with. LOL.

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      DJ Anderson 2 years ago

      I just noticed that all the men thought this was funny.

      I'm sure my son would love it, as well. Why is it that Sha and I

      wonder, "what was this jerk thinking to have that on his shirt?" LOL


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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      He really should be a little more discerning about what he wears to a pick up joint!

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      Ghaelach 2 years ago

      A great limerick to start the day.

      Thanks Martin

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      Romeos Quill 2 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Haha! Nice one Mhatter; serves him right for being a pig.

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      Bill Holland 2 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I'll be laughing the rest of the day.