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The Zoo Has Rules (limerick)

Updated on September 10, 2013

When couple was kicked out of zoo

Wife asked husband what did we do

And there on the spot

This answer she got

They said I fed hot dog to you


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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      So funny! Loved it.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      You are a wit master.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Wonderful. No feeding animals to "the animals."

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hehehe ...oops!

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      Tony DeLorger 4 years ago from Adelaide, South Australia

      Very funny my friend. Must be a real challenge, fitting a story into five lines. Well done.

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      Joanna Chandler 4 years ago from On planet Earth

      lol your a crack nut ha ha ha. I won't eat hot dogs anymore because I don't want to be kicked out the zoo

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      I am really laughing, Martin, at this poem.

      The next time, eat lunch before leaving home.

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      I am still chuckling; a wonderful share Martin.

      Keep the coming and have a great day.


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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      So cool love this one made me laugh alright!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....that will earn a guy a punch in the eye. Very good one, Martin!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Everyone knows you "DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS"! LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Oh, my! So, wife is an animal? Hmmm.

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      Susan Zutautas 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada


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      Madeleine Salin 4 years ago from Finland

      This was a great and funny limerick to start my day with. :)