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There Once Was A Who From Where? Nantucket Limericks-ish (Part 2)
There once was a lady from Georgia
Who found no need in going to spa
Sweet, she would seem
Smelling of peaches and cream
But boy, all the flies it would draw!
There once was a girl from Hawaii
Whose grass skirt barely covered her knees
The boys soon figured out
What life’s all about
When the wind blew in from tsunamis
There once was a man from Idaho
Who was a busy gigolo
He did not get paid
When he got laid
‘Cause he was a not-for-profit ho
There once was a girl from Illinois
Who played with only girls, never boys
Until one day
When out at play
She saw the boys have better toys!
There once was a man from Indiana
Who plunked away on the keys of his piana
His banjo; he stopped strummin’,
And her tears kept on comin’
When enough was enough, yelled Oh Susanna!
There once was a man from Iowa
Who had him a great friend, he called Noah.
The man had his share
Of pets by the pair
‘Cept them rabbits; he just couldn’t slowa!
There once was a girl from Kansas
Who found herself in distress
When her house blew away
One very sad day
She still cries that she is now Toto-less
There once was a man from Kentucky
Who most guys considered quite lucky
When traveling to Asia
Found everyone pays ya
Instead of charging yen for a sucky
There once was a man from Louisiana
Whose pee smelled like Tropicana
That seems kind of silly
Since his winky looks like a banana.
There once was a lady from Maine
Whose neighbors considered insane
She thought she was free
To be whom she be
And always walked naked in rain
There once was a who from where?
- There once was a man from Nantucket and 50 States Li...
Who can resist a man from Nantucket?
To be continued... unless I should stop while I'm ahead?