There Once Were These People... You See ~Nantucket Limericks-ish (Part 3)
There once was a man from Maryland
Who read him a limerick and grinned
He broke him a tack
As a matter of fact
When to his computer, he actually pinned!
There once was a man from Massachusetts
Who found himself full of regrets
He wasn’t that smart
When taking air conditioner apart
And now he breaks out into night sweats.
There once was a man from Michigan
Who had himself quite a large chin
When short skirts the girls wore
His jaw, already on floor
So needn’t pick it back up agin
There once was a man from Minnesota
Who taught a few classes of yoga
Till one lady did shout
When everything fell out
Of his not so gym-friendly toga
There once was a lady from Mississippi
She fell in love with and married a hippie
Love was free, everyday
‘Cept when dearly he’d pay
To his wife, on days, he was lippy.
There once was a man from Missouri
Who fell out of love in a hurry
When wife convicted of crime
He got away just in time
As she hung the whole fruity jury!
There once was a man from Montana
Who married a princess, Diana
Though her behavior, not royal
When found dishes he’d soil
She’d beat the poor man with a pana!
There once was a man from Nebraska
Who frequently, to the ladies, he’d aska
You know I’m the best?
Better, than all the rest!
Just read the words on my flaska!
There once was a man from Nevada
Since granny died, he couldn’t be sadda’
From Boston she came
But it wasn’t the same
When from dark shadows she’d ask ‘What’s a matta?’
There once was a man from New Hampshire
Who searched the world over for a cure
Though not considered diseased
He often peed when he sneezed
Me thinks it’s from all of that liqueur!
There once were these people, you see.
- There Once Was A Who From Where? Nantucket Limericks...
Continuation of 'There Once Was a Man From Nantucket'
Who says you can't make up your own words?
I'm going to keep going until somebody stops me!