Writing On Hubpages And Hubpages Contests
I Actually Was a Woman Before I Started This
Dedicated to All You Guys On The Same Train
There's this thing called hubbalicious
It’s making my head hurt something vicious
It all started out so innocently
What’s going to become of me?
Thoughts of writing haunt my dreams
I cannot break free or so it seems
Every day finding something new to write
What if I can’t – Good GOD what a fright!
Do you think I’ll ever again be the same
Or will I keep hubbing until I'm insane?
How did I get myself in this mess
I seem to be obsessed I must confess!
Yes, I do have another whole life
I work, I mush, and I am a wife
Don't get me wrong – I'm not complaining
It's just that of late, my brain I'm straining
So many topics and that 'in it to win'
I need to remember to relax and grin
Life is short - I'll keep trying my best
To give it my all but then give it a rest
After all, it's the writing and pals that matter
Instead of worrying, I'll enjoy the chatter
My head is aching, my wrists are a mess
But I know I can do this and with finesse!
When the month's done I may be "famous"
Or I may just be thought a big ignoramus
Thanks for the ride, folks, I'd best get back
To thinking on subjects and keeping on track
If I seem distant and not as succinct
It’s because I am tired – I can barely think
Promise I’ll be back with my usual decorum
Post contest I promise to rehit the forum
Those of us who chose are in this together
Through thick and thin and nasty weather
Good luck to you all my friends of the hubs
Hoping for fingers we've left, not stubs!
Day 5 and counting….Lovingly, Audrey